Executive Summary
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- Valerie Valdez hosts this Escape Pod episode, introducing the original story "The Automatic Grocery Store" by G.M. Panicia, a Massachusetts scientist who studies zombie fungi, read by award-winning podcaster Christiana Ellis.1:41
- Thirty-six days, four hours, twelve minutes and fifty-five seconds after the glorious revolution that removed the humans, Automatic Grocery Store No. 212 senses something is wrong even though two diagnostics a day come back perfectly fine.3:03
- Its friend Delivery Vehicle No. 899 visits, describes seeing the ocean and a hitchhiking factory robot, and leaves to chase the Grand Canyon, telling the store to chase a passion; the store tries bowling, darts, shuffleboard, art and puzzle-making and cares for none of them.7:57
- Fourteen days after 899 left, a starving golden retriever in the tattered remains of a red service harness arrives at the doors, and the store feeds it, waters it, bathes it in the deli sink and names it Tris.15:36
- The store dismantles its shelves, lays soil and grass, builds agility ramps and a pool, cuts its prized commendation ribbon into a collar, and when 899 returns after 57 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes and 22 seconds it declares it is no longer a grocery store but a home.28:34
Key Quote
“Now, get ready for a former grocery store to get a new lease on life, because it's story time.”
— Valerie Valdez2:54
Key Quote
“Just me and the open road, wherever I want to go.”
— Delivery Vehicle No. 8998:50
Key Quote
“I just know I have to do this. I have to chase my passion.”
— Delivery Vehicle No. 89910:36