Yes. William says don't blow your nose at the table; a little wipe is fine, but coughing, sneezing or nose-blowing fits mean you should excuse yourself, ideally once there is no food on the table. Most people would rather you did it elsewhere, and never near a buffet line where you could spread germs.

A listener, citing a tip from Melissa's Wardrobe, says that while Ace for Whites uses bleach to remove stains, Mrs Stewart's uses colour theory to neutralise yellow marks from deodorant, sweat and fake tan. William uses it, dilutes it with water and adds it to the softener, warning it spills like blue blood.

Listeners nominated gaudy tuk-tuks, the Elizabeth line, a sedan chair (Stephen, Cara, Jeremy), an ostrich (Kai), a pedal boat (Tasha), walking fast (Hugh), a Fiat 500 (Daryl), a gondola (Beth), a cable car (Finn), and Craig said Jordan North himself. Jordan wanted a magic carpet; the Popemobile was called the height of camp.

In no particular order, three things named as not camp but common were a Harley Davidson, a coach and Teslas. The speaker said Teslas make him feel sick and he cancels Tesla Ubers. Cycling with your top off and Lycra were also called very common.

An audiologist described an elderly man removing his trainers and socks for a hearing test. The hosts said it is easy: simply say 'Could you please put your shoes back on?' or 'Just pop your shoes and socks back on, I'm just checking your ears', without being too nice about it.

After the team ended up at the Duke of Wellington on Old Compton Street before seeing Titanic, it was explained that a bear pub is a pub frequented by bears, meaning older, hairier gay men, while a cub is a younger, hairier gay man. Otters and cubs were described as roughly the same.

In 2012 he was looking after a seven-year-old from a Middle Eastern royal family, who wanted a tuk-tuk from the theatre, likely Drury Lane, to the hotel. The route went through Soho during London Pride, with men holding inflatable penis balloons, so he kept pointing at the night sky.

Jordan insists it was not a chip pan but an electrical fire in a cupboard, with five firemen in his room. Adele's Hello was playing, and his friend Mikey filmed him lip-syncing in the damaged cupboard. It happened in Manchester in 2015, the year Hello came out.

The hosts say pantos have generally stopped doing Aladdin, or have found a new way to do it, because it can be problematic: panto versions are often set in China, while the Disney film is set in the Middle East. They still call Arabian Nights by Alan Menken a banger.