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Roommate Nightmare Fuel

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Executive Summary AI
  • The hosts open Nightmare Fuel with a housemate story, after one recounts her partner Adam casually explaining that people swallow goldfish and vomit them back up.1:08
  • Listener Beth, who is coming to the Melbourne show with her girlfriend, describes moving into a Melbourne share house where every other housemate was moving out except a woman they name Brittany.3:44
  • Beth nursed Brittany through an illness, but her girlfriend pointed out Brittany was flirting with her; Brittany also hit on her best friend's wife and a downstairs housemate and talked behind people's backs until the six of them were against her.6:23
  • Brittany left mouldy food, used pads and a month-and-a-half-old brown mince in the house, and when asked to deal with the mince she took it to her room and claimed she had binned it at the shops.14:12
  • After Brittany moved out, the housemates found three drawers of about 50 used cat food packets and, in a rubbish bag in the wardrobe, the four-month-old mince crawling with maggots.24:02

Brief overview

A listener's share-house story escalates from a flirtatious, divisive housemate to a hidden bag of maggot-infested mince.

  1. Everyone else moving out is a red flagBeth says the other housemates leaving except Brittany should have warned her.
  2. Flirting with housemates' partners broke the householdBrittany hit on Beth, her best friend's wife and a downstairs housemate, leaving six people against her.
  3. The rotten mince was never thrown outThe mince Brittany claimed to have binned turned up four months later, crawling with maggots.

Questions this recording answers

8 questions, each answered where it is said
What was found in the rubbish bag in Brittany's wardrobe?

When clearing Brittany's room after she left, Beth saw something moving in a rubbish bag that had sat there about two months. Inside was the very old mincemeat Brittany had claimed to throw out; it had been in the room for roughly four months and was crawling with maggots.

Answered around 24:02
What did Brittany do with the rotten mince when asked to throw it out?

The mince was about a month and a half out of date and had turned brown. Brittany first put it on the floor next to the bin despite three cats in the house, then took it into her room, and later said she had walked to the shops and put it in a bin there.

Answered around 17:06
How did Beth realise Brittany was flirting with her?

Beth had driven Brittany to hospital, patched a wound on her back and massaged her. Her girlfriend told her Brittany was flirting, and Beth recalls Brittany sitting on her bed touching her leg, then thanking Beth in front of her girlfriend for massaging her the other night.

Answered around 6:23
Who else did Brittany hit on in the share house?

Besides Beth, Brittany tried to hit on Beth's best friend's wife and on one member of another couple who moved in downstairs. That made three housemates she was pursuing, and with six people living there, Beth says it became essentially six of them against Brittany.

Answered around 10:21
What did the housemates find when they cleaned out Brittany's room?

The stench was so bad they wore masks with essential oils. Vomit had dried into the carpet, and a dresser held three drawers full of about 50 used wet cat food packets filled with meat juice, plus bags of clothes, rubbish and KFC leftovers in the wardrobe.

Answered around 19:47
What red flag did Beth miss when she moved in?

When Beth moved in, all the other housemates were moving out except Brittany, and Beth says it did not register as a red flag though it definitely should have. Brittany had told her the previous housemates were mean to her, but Beth concluded Brittany was the mean one.

Answered around 4:18
Why do the hosts complain about bins in the Byron Shire?

One host says the Byron Shire gives households mini bins collected once a fortnight to discourage waste, which she likes in theory but says creates maggots. They needed a special sticker for weekly pickup, and in rainforest conditions snakes and spiders thrive in the bins.

Answered around 15:54
How did Brittany move out of the house?

Brittany left with little notice, leaving much of her stuff around the house. She dumped her furniture, bedding and bed on the nature strip in midwinter rain and never collected it; the council eventually picked up the mattress for free.

Answered around 18:02
Key Quote
“He was like, yeah, heaps of cunts do that.”
— Host1:11
Key Quote
“Now, the share house situation in Melbourne, cooked,”
— Beth3:00
Key Quote
“Looking back, this Britney girl would sit on the end of my bed and flirt with me.”
— Beth7:49
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