Executive Summary
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- Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams open the episode apart — Joanne in Ibiza, Vogue packing up in Spain — both wrecked by a heat they say can only be survived by constant dipping and severe air con.0:31
- Vogue announces she is leaving Spain to cover for Amanda Holden on Heart Breakfast alongside Jamie, a job she pitched for with a pilot and says she loves because she loves an early morning, up at half five and home at half eleven.1:47
- Joanne concludes she is too old for the island — five nights in, out for two, refusing taxi queues — and announces she will retrain as a daytime DJ, with DJ Poached chosen over Duran McBrunch, Brunch Van Dyke and DJ Macmosa, ahead of lunch with James Blunt and Dean Piper.9:49
- They then take apart the Usher story: he brought Gabrielle Cheyenne on stage in Tennessee, ushered her off when she was not into it, and her whole family hit back online, though the hosts wobble when they learn she had wanted Chris Brown instead.17:01
- Closing items: a honey fund asking wedding guests for £75 to £450 towards the marriage licence, photography, flowers and cake has raised 10,660, which both hosts judge crass; Joanne's kitchen cupboard turned out to hold four or five mice in her pop chips, so an exterminator is coming while she is away.32:25
Key Quote
“I think I might be too old for it.”
— Joanne0:07
Key Quote
“I love an early morning.”
— Vogue Williams2:36
Key Quote
“So I've decided that I'm going to retrain as a DJ.”
— Joanne9:49