Executive Summary
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- Friday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner was a second attempt after the first ended prematurely in very intense heckling, and this time Trump delivered the humorous remarks he had prepared.1:14
- The host walks through the roast failure joke by joke: four minutes before the first fight joke lands, the target swapped from the governor of Illinois to Jerry Nadler mid-punchline, Chris Christie fighting for a big fat piece of cheesecake, and Trump stopping to ask who wrote that line.4:31
- The Wall Street Journal's Epstein reporting won an award at the same dinner, after which Trump filed a $20 billion lawsuit that revealed reporter Khadija Safdar's home address and forced her family to relocate.20:32
- At Lindsey Graham's funeral Trump's tribute was that Graham said something nasty in 2016 so he shared Graham's personal cell phone number with millions of viewers, then recited the number again from the podium, while Sean Hannity's eulogy praised Graham as great for ratings.31:40
- Rand Paul released Anthony Fauci's diaries, which revealed only Instagram vanity and a butt-dialed Barbra Streisand, yet Republicans hauled Fauci to Congress and compared him to Hitler while he answered everything by invoking the Fifth Amendment.37:50
Key Quote
“Who the hell wrote that line?”
— Donald Trump5:42
Key Quote
“A great carpenter always blames his tools.”
— Klepper16:06
Key Quote
“Senator Graham was great for ratings.”
— Sean Hannity33:56